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just let me be!
I love this. Amidst the frenzied last minute campaigning in New Hampshire, this man just wants to eat his damn eggs.
Taken at 6:48am at the Daddy Pops Tumble Inn Diner, where Edwards was making a stop. If the diner had one less folksy word in its title, it wouldn’t have been worth the stop.
And I must add – even though I don’t support him, Edwards wins in looks
the trials of controlling your eyeballs and mouth
Believe it or not, the below is what initially shows up in your results when you do a general Google web search of Hillary Clinton:
I nearly spit my water out when I saw it – it’s so funny!! It’s also amazing and slightly ludicrous that these would be the first three images that pop up for her search. Thinking that there must’ve been a mistake, I closed the browser and replicated my search, to the same results. I then googled Obama and Edwards and they actually don’t have any image results, just general web URL links.
Someone at Google must hate Hillary.
Btw, I don’t google Hillary Clinton at random for fun. Evidently presidential campaigns are targeting voters at the grassroots level – ie those who can’t afford expensive fundraisers – through cheapy events that cost ~$20 or so. And evidently she’s coming to SF via her Club 44, tentatively slated for Sept 30. I want to go but am still looking for more info.
And as one article leads to another, I found this related piece about Club 44. I hate to bore any of you with political stuff but I’m amused:
- Barack Obama’s targeted youth event was “the unfortunately named ‘Generation B.O.’ ” And to add unfortunates on unfortunates, it was held at a DC club, which was shut down because someone was shot and killed. Good one.
- Clinton’s event featured comedian Caroline Rhea, host of a show called “The Biggest Loser,” and singer Kenny “Babyface” Edmonds who recorded the 2005 single “Sorry for the Stupid Things.”
God bless the Post. They take the funniest journalistic angles sometimes. I love it.
the funnies
I love the news. In particular, I love the idiosyncratic blips of humor that can be found in otherwise serious and established news publications.
First, we’ll start with my favorite…NPR’s podcast, Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me. Highly educational; highly entertaining. When the grand prize is the voice of reporter Carl Kassel on your home answering machine, you know it’s bound to be a good time.
Then we have The Lede, a New York Times blog. It features one reader’s comment in response to any given article and does a great job at selecting a really funny one. Today’s is in response to a piece detailing FEMA’s superfluous ordering of ice for the Hurricane Katrina disaster: “Why not ship it up to where the glaciers are receding?” Teeheehee.
The Washington Post is also consistently random and silly when you don’t expect it. Par example, Robin Gihvan wrote about Hillary Clinton’s cleavage last Friday. See “Hillary Clinton’s Tentative Dip Into New Neckline Territory.” Yes, we are talking about her cleavage (I have to add though, that I disagree with Gihvan’s criticisms of Clinton). There was also this hilarious video narrated by some Post reporter (can’t find the link right now) of the Democrat’s overnight cloture stunt last week. He did the coverage in his PJs. The Post’s Sunday Style Invitational is always amusing as well.
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As I was trying to find that video though, I came across what we will now call Your Random Fact of the Day: Dick Cheney was technically president for 2 hours and 5 minutes today. President Bush underwent surgery to remove some non-cancerous polyps from his colon and invoked the 25th to temporarily transfer powers over to our veep. How ironic, given that Cheney claimed not to be a part of the executive branch a few weeks back.
gotta admit, it is a catchy tune…
This very well may be politics week. You’ll have to forgive me because I’m currently in DC through the wkend.
This is my current gchat away message, but I really have no idea who bothers to read this blog (which is probably why I repeat myself infinitely…I only have so many stories to tell
) On YouTube:
Barak’s gal is much hotter than Rudy’s. Love the comment at the bottom: “This is why you shouldn’t let people under age 30 vote…” hehe
The precursor was “I Got a Crush on Obama.”
Backstory here.
glorious lines
I found it!!
I LOVE these lines by Claes Oldenburg (from “I am for an art“…be sure to read the entire thing. Quick backstory – he’s a contemporary sculptor with numerous giant public pieces around the U.S. His sculptures are definitely unique – they include Cupid’s Span on the Embarcadero, Lipstick on Caterpillar Tracks at Yale and the Safety Pin at the DeYoung):
I am for art you can sit on. I am for art you can pick your nose with or
stub your toes on…
I am for an art that you can hammer with, stitch with, sew with, paste
with, file with.
I am for an art that tells you the time of day, or where such and such a
street is…
I am for the art of mama-babble.
I am for the art of bar-babble, tooth-picking, beerdrinking, egg-salting,
in-sulting. I am for the art of falling off a barstool…
I am for U.S. Government Inspected Art, Grade A art, Regular Price
art, Yellow Ripe art, Extra Fancy art, Ready-to-eat art, Best-for-less art,
Ready-to-cook art, Fully cleaned art, Spend Less art, Eat Better art, Ham art,
pork art, chicken art, tomato art, banana art, apple art, turkey art, cake art,
cookie art.
I’m so tickled.
i’m famous!
Check this out…it’s me doing laundry haha
This is from the new Google Map service, Street View – essentially Google sent a van driving down every street in SF (and other cities like NYC) with a camera and I just happened to be in front of my apartment. Oh this really cracks me up!
tweezerman for president
Indeed, Tweezerman just launched his bid for the 2008 Democratic presidential race.
Real name: Dal LaMagna. Former life: started Tweezerman Co. Previous political experience: once handed out tweezers inscribed with, “Tweezerman for Congress.”
I’m always amused by the long shots that run for political office. I remember an exotic dancer named Starlight (or something similar) running for some position here in San Francisco. Definitely brings some appreciated humor to a process that may be quite dry.
i chortled
Guffawed. Was tickled. Perhaps even hee-hawed. My roommate just shared this knee-slapper with me:
Google Maps =>Get directions=> New York to London
Let’s all do step #23 sometime soon yea?
history of the garden gnome
Learned about this on the plane ride home today. True story (at least according to Oxford Biographies):
The garden gnome was invented by Sir Charles Isham, a believer that mini men, aka gnomes, lived in mines and guided miners to the best minerals. He made a few of these little gnomes holding mining tools, and put them in an elaborate and expansive garden on his estate. His daughters disliked the gnomes and after Isham passed away, they removed all of them…but missed one. It was found decades later, and thus, we have the garden gnome.
Seriously.




